So I've only recently started actually writing these down. And since 3/4 of my current gaming is in the shadowrun setting...these are from 3 different shadowrun games and 1 DnD:
On the subject of gouls:
Lethe: They've just got a disease.
Naga: A really horrible disease -
Berry: - that's communicable, so let's go!
On Native American names:
Wade: You know - nomnom is Lakota for super-awesome...
Surreal moment:
Camera: Is that tree reading my mind?
On possession:
Levi: There is no Zunke, only Levi!
It's good to be certain:
Camera: The tree told me I was a good person. I believe the tree.
Self defense:
PC: He swallowed me! I chewed my way out in self defense!
What?
Berry: If you are a non flesh eating goul - I mean the kind that won't eat me if I let you out - raise your and and wiggle three figners at me!
Plan B?
Berry: We can both shoot each other right now and then I can have my gorilla finish you off.
Language barriers:
Lethe: Can you quantify that?
Azure: I don't think my grasp of your language is good enough for me to answer your question...
Lethe: Can you reformat that information in a statistically meaningful way?
Azure: I don't think my grasp of your language is good enough for me to speak to you...
Following the advertisement for the magically adorable tribble-cat:
Kohaku: If I wasn't emotionally dead, I would want one of those so bad.
Knowing your mythos:
PC ork pulls out a knife: It's glowing blue.
Other player ooc: There's an ork nearby!
They don't build 'em like they used to:
Levi: That's the first alter I've seen with a gooey center.
Camaira: I don't think it's nougat.
Using your resources:
disgrunteld hacker ooc: How am I supposed to save him since I have a gun and not a fire extinguisher?
GM: Aren't you still in the node?
sheepish hacker ooc: Oh yeah...I turn on the sprinkler system.
It's about standards:
Necromancer: I'm following him cause, blech, those guys are gonna eat rat.
Druid: You fuck the dead!
Necromancer: At least I have some standards.