So I've only recently started actually writing these down. And since 3/4 of my current gaming is in the shadowrun setting...these are from 3 different shadowrun games and 1 DnD:

 

On the subject of gouls:

Lethe: They've just got a disease.

Naga: A really horrible disease -

Berry: - that's communicable, so let's go!

 

On Native American names:

Wade: You know - nomnom is Lakota for super-awesome...

 

Surreal moment:

Camera: Is that tree reading my mind?

 

On possession:

Levi: There is no Zunke, only Levi!

 

It's good to be certain:

Camera: The tree told me I was a good person. I believe the tree.

 

Self defense:

PC: He swallowed me! I chewed my way out in self defense!

 

What?

Berry: If you are a non flesh eating goul - I mean the kind that won't eat me if I let you out - raise your and and wiggle three figners at me!

 

Plan B?

Berry: We can both shoot each other right now and then I can have my gorilla finish you off.

 

Language barriers:

Lethe: Can you quantify that?

Azure: I don't think my grasp of your language is good enough for me to answer your question...

Lethe: Can you reformat that information in a statistically meaningful way?

Azure: I don't think my grasp of your language is good enough for me to speak to you...

 

Following the advertisement for the magically adorable tribble-cat:

Kohaku: If I wasn't emotionally dead, I would want one of those so bad.

 

Knowing your mythos:

PC ork pulls out a knife: It's glowing blue.

Other player ooc: There's an ork nearby!

 

They don't build 'em like they used to:

Levi: That's the first alter I've seen with a gooey center.

Camaira: I don't think it's nougat.

 

Using your resources:

disgrunteld hacker ooc: How am I supposed to save him since I have a gun and not a fire extinguisher?

GM: Aren't you still in the node?

sheepish hacker ooc: Oh yeah...I turn on the sprinkler system.

 

It's about standards:

Necromancer: I'm following him cause, blech, those guys are gonna eat rat.

Druid: You fuck the dead!

Necromancer: At least I have some standards.